Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
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In the twenty-eighth century, Earth's former
International Space Station starts cooperating
with extraterrestrial peoples, who each bring
their own station and attach it to Earth's.
Little by little, it grows into a
multicultural city called Alpha,
inhabited by millions of species from thousands
of different planets. It grows so big, in fact,
that it's relocated to deep space, allowing it
to reach even more people and continue growing.
To preserve peace among such a large population,
a police division is created by the UHF,
United Human Federation. Four hundred years
after Alpha is relocated into deep space,
planet Mül lives in peace without any contact
with other races, fishing for pearls containing
enormous amounts of energy and using a special
animal known as the converter to replicate them.
Until one day, wreckage begins falling from the
sky, including various smaller vessels and an
entire huge spacecraft that causes an explosion,
annihilating every being on the planet. The tribe
leaders and a good number of their population
manage to hide inside one of the vessels,
but by closing the door and accidentally
breaking the lock, they leave Princess
Lihö-Minaa outside as the planet dies around
her. Before the explosion takes her too,
she releases her soul in a wave of energy,
hoping to pass on their message. The wave
reaches Major Valerian of the UHF, who had been
taking a nap on a holographic beach in his ship.
He travels with his partner Sergeant Laureline,
with who he wants to be in a relationship but
she continues to turn him down because she
considers him a womanizer with commitment issues.
He asks the ship's AI, Alex, to scan his brain,
and she confirms he's received external waves
that could come from the present or the past and
from anywhere in the universe. The duo travels to
planet Kyrian, where they receive a message from
the Defence Minister, who asks them to rescue
the last converter of its species and take it to
Alpha for a top-secret operation. Once they land
and have changed into clothes that will make
them look like tourists, they meet with Major
Gibson and his team, who will be assisting them
during this mission. Valerian will be infiltrating
a virtual market and meeting Laureline at a drop
point to make the transfer, but before they begin,
Valerian asks Laureline to marry him as proof he
isn't afraid of commitment. Laureline doesn't take
him seriously though, and sends him away without
an answer except for a kiss on the cheek. The big
market is in another dimension, so to access it,
Valerian must wear a special helmet and gloves.
Once inside, he breaks the rules and enters an
area where humans aren't allowed to meet with
Sergeant Cooper, who gives him a pair of glasses
to change for this helmet to access yet another
dimension, plus a gun, a cube to use it and a
quick scan of his body to make him invisible.
Undetected and unseen, Valerian enters a shady
shop where Igon is trying to sell the converter
to two aliens that look like the species from
his dream in exchange for those special pearls.
Igon is greedy and demands more, and since they
can't reach an agreement, everyone present draws
their guns on each other, including Valerian
himself, therefore revealing his presence behind
Igon. Meanwhile, Laureline and the team drive to
the back of the wall that surrounds the market
and shoot the guard in the watchtower with a
special gun that allows them to gain control
of his every move. Then they cut a hole on the
wall so Laureline can go through it and meet
Valerian at the drop point with a special box she
activates next to him, making it appear in the
other dimension. Once Igon has put the converter
in the box, Laureline deactivates it and takes
it back to the van, but Valerian stays another
moment to take the special pearl with him as well.
He tries to leave quietly, but his floating
hand calls the attention of the guards' alien
dog and gets jumped on by it, causing everyone
to start shooting. Laureline notices Valerian is
in trouble and alerts the team, who sends Cooper
for backup and gets attacked by the dog as well.
Thanks to being mostly invisible, Valerian manages
to escape the shop, but the box pad is broken and
he can't leave that dimension. A guard finds him
walking through the market and goes after him,
shooting a series of magnetic metal spheres that
get attached to his box with such a weight that
makes him sink through a manhole. He lands inside
an arcade, where he finds a little kid with a toy
gun. Valerian uses this chance to give him one of
the magnetic spheres, which the child shoots at a
nearby alien, and because of the magnetism,
all the other spheres follow the first one.
Valerian is now free of that extra weight and
can stand again, but he accidentally makes the
kid cry and ends up with the parent chasing him
through the market. He runs away until he bumps
into Laureline, who fixes the box right before
the guards and the dog find Valerian again.
Their troubles aren't over though: they've been
detected and Igon is sending an even bigger
creature after them. The duo rushes out of the
market as the alien under their control shoots the
creature to keep it away until everyone is back in
their vehicle. The monster easily catches up with
them as they drive away and jumps on their van,
so the team opens fire on it to no avail. Valerian
decides to call Alex and make the AI bring their
ship over, so he and Laureline escape through the
window and jump into their vessel safely. The
creature follows them and jumps on it as well,
only to slip and fall when the ship accelerates
to leave exospace. While Laureline puts the
converter in a treatment capsule, Valerian makes
Alex analyze the pearl, discovering it contains
an insane amount of power. When looking up the
planet in the system however, it shows up under
restricted access. After Laureline joins him on
the deck and ignores his marriage proposal again,
they make it to Alpha, where they are granted
VIP access because of the converter they carry.
They meet with General Okto Bar, who tells
them about a radioactive zone discovered in
the middle of the station. They've sent drones and
special soldiers, but nobody has come back alive.
The area is contaminated and growing every day,
so they need to end it before it destroys the
entire station. Commander Arün Filitt arrives
then with his personal army of K-trons droids,
which he will take with him to his meeting with
the security council, but a call from the Defense
Minister makes him take Valerian and Laureline
as his bodyguards instead. Before going to the
meeting though, Filitt stops by to check on a
prisoner of his: it's an alien from planet Mü
being tortured for information. They haven't
gotten anything out of him, so Filitt orders
his men to kill him if he doesn't say anything in
an hour. He also reminds his K-trons what to do
if the operation doesn't go well. Laureline brings
the converter to the meeting because Filitt wants
to have it as a possible bargain card, but she
refuses to hand it to him, keeping it safe with
her. Valerian enters the room with Filitt while he
tells the council about the contamination problem,
and Laureline waits outside, guarding the door.
She's suddenly approached by three small aliens,
the Dogan Daguis, offering their services
to her. She asks them about planet Mül,
and they classify it as a sensitive
subject that Major Samk was an expert of,
but he died three years ago under mysterious
circumstances. They also tell her mercenaries
will try to steal the converter right before an
alarm starts ringing. The attackers are going
through the walls and neither the council nor the
AIs can see them, and when the officers in the
command room try to evacuate, they discover there
is no power and they've been locked up. Laureline
joins Valerian and together they try to get Filitt
out, but the wall suddenly explodes and a group of
Mül aliens enters the room, shooting everyone with
a gooey substance that covers them with a cocoon.
Valerian notices this and puts a capsule in
his mouth before he's covered up as well,
and the aliens leave a few minutes later taking a
cocooned Filitt with them. Once they're gone, from
Valerian's capsule comes out a spider droid that
cuts the cocoon open and allows him to wake up and
escape. Next, he rescues Laureline and gives her
his knife so she can rescue the others while he
goes after the aliens and Filitt. Power returns
to the command room and Laureline tracks Filitt
and his captors on the screen, passing directions
to Valerian through the communicator. The only way
to reach them quickly is going through a wall,
so Valerian breaks through one with his suit
and runs through dozens of different environmental
areas until he's picked up by Alex in their ship,
because the aliens have boarded a vessel as
well. A high-speed chase ensues, and Valerian
opens fire on them, but the enemy's ship simply
splits up into hundreds of smaller vessels.
Valerian follows the one they think Filitty is
in, but his ship is too big to keep up with it
through the narrow paths it's taking, so he takes
the sky jet instead, using its hook to take hold
onto the enemy's ship and follow it whenever
it goes. Unfortunately, this means he loses
control and gets dragged into the dead zone, and
Laureline loses all forms of contact with him.
She wants to go rescue him, but General Bar
forbids it and orders his men to restrain her.
Before she's taken away though, she manages to
plant the seed of doubt in his mind: why are there
aliens from a destroyed planet here? And why did
they spare the council's lives if they're so evil?
Someone has been lying to them. When she's out
of sight, Bar checks planet Mül on the database
and discovers not even he can access that level
of classified information. On the way out of the
command room, Laureline pretends to help the
guards by telling them they should cuff her,
so when they come closer, she grabs them
and beats them up until they're unconscious.
Then she meets with the Dogan Daguis and makes
them take her to Valerian's exact location.
Together the four of them go to see Bob, who is
going to take them fishing for something very
special: a cortex jellyfish. Laureline boards his
submarine, which takes her deep underwater in the
search of bromosaurs, giant creatures that carry
jellyfish on their backs. Bob uses the submarine's
special claws to retrieve the jellyfish from
a bromosaur, which proves to need more than a
strong pull, earning the creatures' rage. Three
bromosaurs begin chasing them through the water,
but thankfully, the submarine is fast enough and
they manage to lose them when taking a narrow
path. Once they're back on land, the Dogan Daguis
explain to her that she must put the jellyfish on
her head and let it show her what she seeks,
but she mustn't do it for more than one minute
or it will start feeding on her memory. Laureline
follows their instructions and pushes her limits,
staying under the jellyfish for one minute ten
seconds until she sees Valerian's location: a
sign that says "L630 ESUL deactivated", which the
Dogan Daguis confirm to be level 630 east. After
she leaves to rescue her partner, the Dogan Daguis
go to see General Bar to sell him the information
about the alien hostage Filitt has kept hidden.
He immediately arrests all the men involved in his
interrogation and tries to help the Mül person,
but he makes his body explode to send a message
as the princess did after telling Bar that they're
attacking them because the UHF has what they need.
When his assistant Sergeant Neza runs the alien's
DNA through their database, they find out this
species isn't there, which means they never
existed or someone deleted them from their files.
Laureline arrives at level 630 east and, after
carefully walking around a rocky area, she finds
Varelian unconscious on the ground. She wakes
him up with special medicine and after a silly
argument, she entertains herself watching the
butterflies while Varelian fixes his vessel. What
she doesn't know it's that not all the butterflies
are real, some are bait, and when she touches one
without knowing, she's fished out by a primitive
tribe, the Boulan Bathors of the planet Goara, and
taken into their restricted area. Valerian touches
a butterfly on purpose so he's fished out too,
but he shoots his captor and hides behind a wall
as he regains contact with Alex. The AI tells him
that the only way to get in without causing a
diplomatic mess would be finding a glamopod.
Now that Valerian is out of the dead zone, the
UHF can track him again. Guards are told not to
hurt him, just to find and assist, so it's easy
for him to threaten an officer and take a special
invisible gun from him before knocking him out and
entering Paradise Alley. There are various human
callgirls offering their services on the street,
but Valerian goes to a special club and asks Jolly
the Pimp for a glamopod, a kind of alien that can
shapeshift into whatever they want. Jolly takes
Valerian to see Bubble's show, who dances while
constantly changing looks, and after she's done,
Valerian takes out his gun, knocks Jolly out,
and makes a deal with Bubble, who is an illegal
inmigrant: if she helps him find Laureline, he'll
get her a legal pass and freedom from the club.
Bubble accepts and takes them out of there by
hiding Valerian in her jelly body and transforming
into Jolly. This is the same trick they use to
enter the area where Laureline is captured, Bubble
simply has to transform into a Boulan Bathor.
Meanwhile, Laureline tries to communicate with
her captors to no avail, they just keep showing
her dresses for her to pick one. She ends up in
a white one with a huge hat that has a hole on the
top of her head and is put on a line of servants
that are taking food to their emperor, where
Bubble and Valerian have sneaked into as well.
The emperor dislikes all the dishes taken to him,
including Valerian's, so he leaves the line and
watches Laureline take her turn from behind the
guards. Laureline's dish is just a lemon, which
the emperor squeezes on top of her head before
taking out a special tool to crack open her skull.
Valerian wastes no time and hits a guard with his
tray to steal his weapons and fight the rest of
the aliens, even jumping on the emperor to kill
him. Now free, Laureline also steals a sword from
a body, and with Bubble, they help Valerian
fight the guards, but they just keep coming.
Valerian decides on a quick plan then: he
grabs Laureline's hand and pretends to charge,
but they actually fall with Bubble inside a
manhole and into a new area. Back in the command
room, General Bar speaks with the Defence Minister
and demands access to Filitt's classified files,
which he gets after some hesitation from the
Minister. The file on planet Mül says it was
destroyed by accident during a war, and that the
planet had not been inhabited, which is simply
false. When trying to find out who was in charge
of such a disastrous operation, Bar finds it is,
again, classified. The other thing that is
starting to irritate him is the constant presence
of the K-trons, who have been programmed by Filitt
and only he can send them away. Valerian and
Laureline fall into a giant trash can and discover
Bubbles has been hurt during the fight. Her final
words for Valerian are asking him to take good
care of Laureline before her body becomes dust.
The duo starts wandering around, although
Valerian swears he does know where he is going,
or at least, kind of. He confesses the princess'
soul that has been inside him has been guiding him
all along. They end up inside the dead zone, but
nothing happens to them: the contamination danger
has always been a lie. Valerian thinks Filitt
actually knows what is truly behind the glowy
wall they encounter: it's the Mül people, who
have been expecting them. They meet the leaders,
who proceed to tell them what happened that
horrible day years ago. After the big explosion,
they drifted in space for many years, salvaging
what they could find in the vessel they escaped in
and learning all the sciences in its database to
restore it. One day they were picked up by scrap
dealers, who eventually sold their cargo to the
Alpha station, and they have stayed hidden here
while gaining more knowledge and building a new
vessel that would allow them to rebuild their home
on a new planet. The only things they're missing
are a converter and a pearl, which is why they
hired Igon to steal them for them so that Filitt
wouldn't find them - sadly Valerian and Laureline
messed up that plan. Now they know their story,
the aliens trust they will do the right thing and
wake up Filitt, who immediately asks Valerian
and Laureline to arrest the Mül people, saying
they're lying and that the planet hadn't been
inhabited when they had been fighting in the area.
They don't buy it though, in fact, they've already
guessed what truly happened: Filitt had been the
soldier in charge that day, and he decided to
send the missiles without caring that there were
people on the planet, the only thing he had to do
afterward was deleting all evidence. This is why
he killed Major Samk and made up the contaminated
zone when the Mül people revealed themselves in
the Alpha. Filitt gives up and admits it's true,
saying he only did it to prevent humans from
losing their credibility and influence in Alpha
before ordering Valerian to arrest the leaders.
Valerian obviously doesn't listen and punches
him instead before gifting the aliens the pearl
he had on him. Laureline wants to give them the
converter as well, but Valerian protests, pointing
out that's government property only to change
his mind when Laureline says this is why she
doesn't want to marry him: he doesn't understand
love. As a thank you for allowing her to do this,
she finally kisses him on the lips. General
Bar's men and the K-trons arrive on the other
side of the glowy wall and confirm there's no
contamination before planting a set of explosives.
Meanwhile, the Mül leader feeds the pearl to the
converter, finally creating the energy they needed
to activate the new vessel they've built, creating
a hologram that simulates their old planet. Now
their mission is over, the princess can rest
in peace, so the leaders remove her soul from
Valerian's body. When they hear about the soldiers
outside, a group of aliens crosses the wall and
talks to them gently, showing they don't mean any
harm. Bar sees this and is further convinced of
the truth when Valerian and Laureline call him and
tell him the whole story, but in order to cancel
the procedure, he still needs confirmation
from Filitt. The duo drags him in and tries
to make him talk, but instead, he gives an order
to annihilate, which his K-trons instantly obey.
The droids begin killing both the people
at the wall and those in the command room,
where Bar orders Neza to stop the countdown.
As Laureline keeps punching Filitt and Valerian
crosses the wall to shoot the K-trons, Neza
sneaks around and opens a control panel,
working directly with the source. He manages
to stop the bombs a second before they explode,
and the Mül people successfully leave Alpha in
their new starship. When a few of the surviving
soldiers find Filitt hanging from the ceiling on
the hole the Mül left behind, General Bar tells
them to arrest him for his war crimes. Valerian
and Laureline have also managed to escape using
the service vessel the Mül have arrived at Alpha
in. While waiting to be rescued, Valerian again
asks Laureline to marry him, and this time
she says maybe before kissing him on the lips.
Director: Luc Besson
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