The Menu
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At the local harbor, Tyler and his date Margot
wait for the boat that will take them to a
private island where they'll dine at Hawthorne,
an extremely exclusive restaurant operated by
the best chef in the country. Tyler's a foodie
obsessed with this chef and the details behind
fine dining in general. When the boat arrives, the
two of them are shocked to see how many important
people will be traveling with them. There's
Lilian, the food critic that discovered the
chef and her editor Ted; post-prime actor George
with his assistant and girlfriend Felicity;
and a trio of important tech business investors:
Dave, Soren, and Bryce. The ones that get Margot's
attention though are businessman Richard and his
wife Anne because Margot knows Richard and doesn't
want him to know she's there, so she tries to stay
out of his sight. During the trip, they're already
served the first fancy dish, and Tyler gushes
over it while he takes a picture, but Margot isn't
impressed. When they finally arrive at the island,
the maitre d’ Elsa calls Margot a different name,
so Tyler has to explain there was a change
of plans and he came with a different date,
making the whole situation pretty awkward.
Before dining theres a tour for the guests,
and Elsa shows the guests all the facilities while
explaining the restaurant's employees do all the
hunting and farming, that's why everyone lives
here. The chef also lives on the island, but his
house's off-limits. Afterward they finally enter
the restaurant, where they discover the kitchen is
an open area that allows them to watch the cooks
work. There's also an old lady named Linda on one
of the tables who looks like doesn't belong
at all. When Richard finally notices Margot's
presence, he asks his wife to exchange seats with
him so he can have a better view. Elsa informs
everyone that they can watch the cooks work but
pictures aren't allowed. Tyler immediately comes
closer to point out all the techniques they're
using and asks tons of questions, so the cooks
have to ask him to stop distracting them. At
that moment, chef Slowik arrives and Elsa tells
him something that makes him stare at Margot. The
first dish is the complimentary appetizer. Lilian
takes her time with the food, smelling and tasting
everything carefully, but Felicity is busy trying
to break up with George. Margot likes the dish but
isn't super into it, so Tyler has to arrogantly
explain why this is so important. Moments later,
it's time for the first course. Slowik comes
forward and claps his hand to make all his cooks
turn around at the same time like obedient little
soldiers. Then he offers a speech about his work
and reminds everyone that they shouldn't just eat,
they should savor and relish; Tyler tries to make
a comment on that and only gets scolded by Slowik
for interrupting. Tyler still takes pictures
even if it's forbidden. For the second course,
Slowik claps again and explains that bread's
the food of the common man, but since his
guests aren't common, thus they aren't getting any
bread. The next dish is a breadless bread plate,
only small drops of the savory accompaniments
are on the plate. Tyler absolutely loves it but
Margot finds it insulting. Lilian thinks the
emulsion does look slightly split, and as an
ironic response, they send a whole bowl of it to
her table. The tech bros think the joke is running
too far and ask for bread but they're denied even
when they point out they work for Doug Verrick,
the actual owner of the island. To shut them up,
Elsa creepily tells them that they will eat less
than they desire and more than they deserve.
Margot refuses to eat her dish and Tyler tries
to take it for himself only to accidentally break
a glass in the process. Slowik immediately comes
to the table and Tyler tries to apologize, but
the chef is more interested in knowing why Margot
isn't eating. Margot points out there is no food,
and Slowik replies that he carefully designed the
size of the portions so if she doesn't eat, she
won't fill up. Margot still refuses to touch the
dish, causing Slowik to leave rather offended and
surprise everyone by gently checking on Linda.
Margot can't help turning to look at Richard and
Anne notices this, causing her to point out that
Margot looks like their dead daughter. Richard
pretends he doesn't know Margot and asks his wife
to change the subject. With another clap, Slowik
announces the third course called "Memory", which
prompts him to share a memory about his family's
old taco nights. He reveals Linda's his mother,
and that she's been drunk since he was a kid.
His father was a drunk first, and one night,
Linda called him out for it, so the man tried to
kill her with the phone cord. To save his mother,
little Slowik grabbed a pair of scissors and
stabbed his father in the thigh, but now he
regrets not having killed him. To remember that
special taco night, the dish is a smoked chicken
thigh served with a pair of scissors in it on
top of a phone cord. The tortillas were made
fresh but to add a touch of innovation, they've
been engraved with a laser machine. Everyone is
disturbed by the story, but things get even more
awkward when they discover the memories on the
tortillas. Lilian finds pictures of restaurants
that closed because of her bad reviews, and Anne
is shocked to see photographs of her husband's
private life. One in particular shows Richard
going out with a strange woman, but Richard swears
it's just a prank. George finds pictures of his
role as "Doctor Sunshine", a movie that did
awful when it came out, and the tech bros are
disturbed to find their company's tax records
that prove they've created invoices with fake
charges. Elsa refuses to explain how they acquired
that information, and when the men threaten with
closing up this place, Elsa cryptically says it
won't be necessary. Tyler sees himself taking
pictures of the food and thinks Slowik hates him.
Margot finds the images insulting and wants to
send the dish back, but Tyler snaps at her and
calls her a child for not behaving correctly.
Hurt, Margot decides to go to the bathroom, and
Elsa rushes to stop her from entering a forbidden
silver door. When she makes it to the bathroom,
Margot gets close to the window to have a smoke
and notices an employee running with a pair
of angel wings in his arms. At that moment,
Slowik comes to ask Margot why she refused to eat
again since he's feeling wounded by her attitude,
but Margot just says she isn't that hungry.
Slowik also wants to know who she really is,
and when she says she's just Margot from Nebraska,
Slowik doesn't believe her. A moment later, the
cooks start the preparations for the fourth course
by putting a piece of fabric and some decorations
on the floor. Slowik introduces everyone to
Jeremy, one of his sous-chefs who created the
next dish called "The Mess". Jeremy studied in
an important culinary school and his dream has
always been to work for Slowik, and while Slowik
admits he's talented, he doesn't think Jeremy is
great. Jeremy may want a life full of prestige
like Slowik's, but Slowik thinks his life is
full of pressure, not to mention all the unhappy
customers and critics that won't appreciate his
work. Slowik asks Jeremy if he wants that life,
and when Jeremy says no, Slowik kisses him on
both cheeks and steps back before Jeremy takes out
a gun. Then Slowik announces the fourth course and
Jeremy ends things in front of anyone. The other
cooks aren't surprised by this and watch solemnly,
but all the guests freak out and step back except
for Tyler, who finds this fascinating. As the body
is taken away, Slowik asks everyone to sit down
and accept this is part of the show. Everyone
begins discussing if the death had been real
or not, and Richard has had enough. He tries
to leave with Anne, but Elsa stops him, explaining
there's no available boat. Richard still insists,
causing Elsa to order the chefs to grab him and
get his ring finger. Guests start freaking out
again except for Tyler, who is still enjoying his
meal without a care. While Richard wiggles on the
floor in pain, Elsa returns the fallen wedding
ring to Anne. Slowik once again explains this
is part of the menu, and Lilian accepts it, but
the others are starting to get afraid. Felicity
wants George to have a talk with Slowik since
supposedly they're friends, but George confesses
he lied to impress her. Elsa brins Margot
to the kitchen, where Slowik tells her she's
simply wrong. He can tell she isn't a Margot and
that's a problem because she wasn't part of that
original menu plan. Slowik wants to know if Margot
is on the side of the guests or the restaurant's,
not that it matters because everyone's dying
tonight anyway. Margot rushes back to her table in
tears and slaps Tyler when he won't stop talking
about the food. The whole mood in the restaurant
is tense and nervous. Soren goes crazy and
decides to try to break a window with the chair,
but it's made of unbreakable glass, so Elsa just
takes him back to his table. The next course is
tea served as a pallet cleanser, and Slowik takes
the chance to ask if anyone has any questions.
Tyler makes a stupid question about the tea,
but George comes through and wonders what's
going on. Slowik explains they're ingredients
in a degustation concept but this shouldn't
be a surprise. For example, Lilian is a monster
that causes restaurants to close because of her
personal taste, and Ted coddles her. The cooks
bring more broken emulsion for Lilian, and Elsa
brings Margot a kitchen timer saying she has ten
minutes. Then Anne asks for a doctor for Richard,
so Slowik points out they've been the most loyal
customers for five years yet they can't name a
single dish they've eaten here. Slowik worked to
become a very exclusive chef but it wasn't until
recently that he finally understood he's been
working to satisfy people that can't be satisfied,
like his own mother. Since Slowik keeps referring
to the place as "his" restaurant, Bryce reminds
him that the actual owner is Doug Verrick.
Slowik replies he actually owns Doug himself,
and at that moment it's revealed that Doug is
hanging outside while wearing the angel wings.
Dave tries to offer money to save him and when
Slowik turns him down, he tries to run away,
only to be stopped by the staff. Bryce points
out Doug kept Slowik open through the pandemic,
but Slowik complains that Doug kept questioning
his menu. Elsa makes a sign with her arms and Doug
is lowered into the sea until he drowns, prompting
Slowik to announce he's finally free before going
to his office. Suddenly the timer on Margot's
table rings and she's asked to go see Slowik.
Margot admits she isn't supposed to be here, and
in return Slowik admits he can tell Margot's a
fellow industry worker. He wants to know why
Margot kept staring at Richard, making her confess
that she's actually a street worker. Richard had
been one of the few clients that managed to rattle
her because he wanted her to pretend to be his
daughter while they were getting frisky. Both
Slowik and Margot agree that they used to enjoy
serving others and bad clients have made them
hate their jobs. Afterward, Slowik takes everyone
outside. The next course is presented by sous-chef
Katherine, who explains Slowik has flirted with
her many times, and she's always said no. Slowik
didn't fire her but stopped looking her in the
eye, and this inspired the next dish, called
"Man's Folly". Then Katherine stabs Slowik on his
leg and hugs him before staining his chef uniform
with blood, prompting him to apologize. Now all
the male guests are given a chance to escape,
they'll have a head start of forty-five seconds,
and then the staff will try to catch them. All
the men begin running except for Tyler, so Slowik
has to send him out there while Katherine takes
the women inside. The women try the sixth course
while sharing a table with Katherine, who explains
"everyone dies" was her idea. Lilian's compliments
make her cry, and all the other ladies begin
offering compliments as well to keep her happy.
Anne asks Margot if she knows her husband and
Margot admits she does, but Anne doesn't comment
on it. Margot ends up admitting her real name is
Erin and she's from Massachusetts. Outside, Tyler
spies on them through the window because he hates
that he's missing a course. Meanwhile the staff
goes after the men and finds them with no issues,
no matter if they went to the forest or
the beach. Ted hid in the smokehouse,
and for his efforts he's given a Passard Egg. All
the men are brought back to the restaurant and
George sarcastically apologizes to Felicity for
being a failure, which makes her admit she's been
stealing money from him. George already knew, and
Felicity knew he knew. Suddenly Slowik announces
the menu can't continue as planned until they
solve an unresolved matter. He approaches Tyler
and makes him confess that he had always known
tonight's menu would include "everyone dies".
Tyler had a date but his girlfriend broke up with
him, so he hired Margot because the restaurant
didn't take reservations for just one, never
caring about the fact she'd die. Margot's upset by
this revelation and attacks Tyler, but the staff
quickly pulls them apart. Next Slowik points out
how much Tyler knows about food and gifts him a
chef's uniform before pushing into the kitchen,
asking him to cook in front of everyone even if
Tyler doesn't want to. Tyler's cooking is messy,
especially since Slowik keeps making fun of him
for being Mr. Knowledegeable Foodie, meaning the
final dish is an absolute disaster. Slowik tells
Tyler he's why the mystery has been drained from
his art and whispers something in his ear that
causes Tyler to take off the chef jacket and run
in tears. Afterward, Slowik takes Margot aside
to ask for a favor. To start preparing dessert,
they require a large barrel that is supposed to be
in a corner but Elsa forgot to bring. Slowik wants
Margot to go get it and ignores Elsa when she
says the staff can do it. On her way out, Margot
discovers Tyler has ended things for himself,
but she doesn't care. Then Slowik returns to
the dining area, where George points out that this
isn't really fair. Slowik explains George's being
punished because he saw "Doctor Sunshine" some
years ago and ruined the first day off he had in
months. On the other hand, Felicity'll die because
she graduated from Brown University without any
student debt. Meanwhile Margot makes it to the
smokehouse but instead of grabbing the barrel,
she grabs a knife. Afterward she sneaks into
Slowik's house, which is an exact copy of the
restaurant but with a bed in it. Margot tries
to leave through the silver door, but she's
interrupted by Elsa, who has her own knife and
reminds her this area is out of limits. Suddenly
Elsa attacks Margot, explaining she doesn't
want to be replaced. Margot defends herself
with objects from the kitchen as she points out
she doesn't want to work here, but Elsa says she
didn't forget the barrel, Slowik just never asked
for it. Both women end up struggling on the floor,
and by trying to keep the knife away from her
body, Margot ends up accidentally killing Elsa.
After her initial panic is over, Margot takes
Elsa's keys and opens the silver door. There
she finds a simple room with Slowik's memories
from when he was younger and happier with a
family and a job making hamburgers. There's also
a radio in the room, and Margot tries to use it
to call for help. Back in the restaurant, Bryce is
presented with a cake because his friends had told
the restaurant that it was his birthday. Margot
suddenly interrupts by entering with the barrel
through the main door, and Slowik tells her he
used to be a monster, but everything he does today
is pure. His chef hands are so strong that he can
touch fire without feeling pain, because he can no
longer be hurt. At that moment, a boat approaches
the island, and Slowik realizes Margot used the
radio. The staff immediately cleans all traces
of blood from everyone and Slowik makes a threat:
if the guests ask for help, then an innocent man
will die. Coast Guard Dale enters the restaurant
and asks what the problem is, but nobody dares
to speak. Then Dale notices George and asks
for an autograph because he's a big fan of Doctor
Sunshine, so George pretends to give him one. When
Dale is about to leave, he discovers the piece of
paper actually says "help us" and takes out a gun,
ready to defend the guests that now are brave
enough to speak. Dale keeps the gun on Slowik
for a few seconds only to suddenly turn around
and point it at the candle on Margot's table,
revealing it's just a lighter shaped like a gun.
Dale isn't a coast guard, he's another member of
Slowik's staff, and now he can return to the
kitchen. Slowik's very disappointed in Margot
for having betrayed him and declares her to be as
bad as the other guests. Margot remembers what she
saw in the house and decides to take a risk.
She suddenly claps to get Slowik's attention,
announcing that she doesn't like his food and
that she would like to send it back. Slowik falls
for Margot's manipulative tactics as she points
out all the dishes were an intellectual exercise
rather than something to enjoy. She's still
hungry, so she wants to eat a proper cheeseburger,
not some fancy, deconstructed poop. For the first
time in the day, Slowik smiles and accepts to
prepare a traditional cheeseburger with fries
for 9.95. All the cooks watch with fascination
how happy Slowik looks preparing a traditional
cheeseburger, which he presents to Margot with
pride. Margot gives it a bite and approves of the
taste, but she also thinks it's too much for her
to finish and asks for the rest to go. Slowik's
still in a trance so she does as he says, and
once Margot has her bag, she leaves a ten-dollar
bill and leaves the restaurant. On her way out,
Margot hesitates because the others are still in
danger, but Anne tells her to go with a gesture.
While Margot makes it to the harbor and escapes on
the boat Dale left behind, Slowik reminds everyone
is time to pay. The cost is 1250 per head under a
no-tip system, and everyone gets a bag of goodies
that includes one of Doug's fingers. Everyone
hands their credit cards, and a moment later,
Slowik announces it's time for dessert. The cooks
begin decorating the floor as if it was a plate,
then they put chocolate hats and marshmallow
vests on the guests. Slowik reminds everyone
they represent the ruin of his life and now they
shall be part of it, so the dessert will be the
most offensive assault on the human palate: the
s'more. This is usually prepared over a fire,
thus Slowik grabs a lump of coal from the oven
with his bare hands and announces a cleansing
as he throws it on the decorations the cooks left,
causing a fire that takes over the restaurant and
all the people in it. Meanwhile Margot stops the
boat to finish her cheeseburger while watching
the restaurant burn, using the copy of the menu
that came with the gift bag to wipe her mouth.
Director: Mark Mylod
Release Year: 2022
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